Homer Simpsons is one of my all time favorite characters. His quotes are too funny to ignore.. I used to be regular reader on the net for his quotes. Today I took some time out to do some searching again.
I came across this fabulous site – The Simpsons Quotes
here are a few quotes from the site:
Homer: There’s your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I’m a boy.
Homer: That’s the spirit. Never give up.
Scully: Homer, we’re going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Marge: Homer! There’s someone here who can help you…
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he’s a scientist.
Homer: Batman’s a scientist?!
Marge: It’s not Batman!
Burns: I suggest you leave immediately
Homer: Or what? You’ll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
Homer: [Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! ‘You are gay.’